1. Describe your show in 11 words:
A Theatrical Mockumentary Review Show plagued by the ghost of Brecht.
2. Describe your company/performer in 11 words:
A perfect antidote to those utterly heinous self-satisfied student fringe shows.
3. How did the idea of the show come about – 11 words:
The utter hysterics wrought from argumentative television saps on The Review Show.
4. 11 essential items you packed to bring to the fringe:
Sword, halo, Maracas, Cabbage, Kazoo, Ukulele, Booooom Box, Dr. Blasco’s Glasses.
5. Describe an ideal day for you at the fringe in 11 words:
See something so amazing it changes your attitude to life.
6. First 11 words spoken in our show:
“When I was young, I was blind to empty seats I…”
7. Describe the ideal audience member for your show in 11 words
Short, Attractive, kind, GSOH, Non-scene, likes satire and flower arranging. (Napoleon).
8. Can you describe your show as a:
FOOD: Warm buttered toast
DRINK: A Vodka with mayonnaise
SMELL: burnt hair
ANIMAL: a wounded stag
SCHOOL SUBJECT: double Art with your favourite teacher
SOUND: wet flesh tearing
PIECE OF STATIONERY: foolscap notepaper scrawled with red dirty ink
HOLLYWOOD FILM: Swiss Family Robinson
9. Tell us in 11 words, the best anecdote from last year’s fringe or what you are most looking forward from this year’s run:
When our mattresses become self-aware and taunt us in our sleep.
10. Hairline is 11 this year. describe the last 11 years of your life — in 11 words!
Adolescent horrors, brief recurrent spells of hospitalization and Varsity larks aplenty.
11. Finally, you got 30 words to plug your show now… Go!
Culture Bucket is the first and only Fringe Show that not only reviews all the others, but is also a theatrical play. Dramatic comedy where Brecht sucks Dali’s eyes off.
Sketch Show at Ciao Roma @ 2:10pm (Venue 283), Price: Free! (Donation Bucket)
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