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The Indians

adrian-editor — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 08:12:15 +0000

A member of a theatre group, lost in the Royal Mile, asking around

… Excuse me, you haven’t seen a bunch of Indians dancing to STEPS, have you? …

At The Caves

hairline — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:11:53 +0000

Overheard at the Underbelly, by a staff member of the Box Office

… Well, that’s my fifteen minutes of sunshine for the day, not back to the cave. …

John Watson

hairline — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:53:43 +0000

From article written by John Watson on the Edinburgh Evening News, August 5th 2008

…Within the limits of the law, you can come to Edinburgh and put on vistually any show you like. If you’re a critic you can just as readily pan a performance as praise it to the heights of Arthur’s Seat …

Heard at the Q to

adrian-editor — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 08:48:49 +0000

A couple chatting while on the queue to see Felix Dexter

… I love Edinburgh! It’s like a smaller, friendlier version of London, only surrounded by mountains. …

Heard At The Q To Rhod Gilbert

hairline — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:06:49 +0000

A girl flyring people waiting at the queue to Rhod Gilbert

… I’m going to give you a flyer, since I feel I should… Sigh… It’s the most demoralising thing I have ever done…

Fiona O’Loughlin

Adrian G. Velazquez — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:33:38 +0000

From Fiona O’Loughlin (when she met the Queen)

… It was nice and all, but I mean, come on, I’m Irish! We are supposed to blow them up, not have tea with them! …

Tim Vine – Punslinger

adrian-editor — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:28:17 +0000

From Tim Vine – Punslinger

I was standing next to a guy with a Superman logo tshirt, I leaned over, whispered in his ear ‘Do you know what that sign means?’, he said ‘yeah…’, I answered ‘It means one of us is lying’.